The Joke's On Santa, I Wanted Coal - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy matching uppercase text reads "HOTEL

matching uppercase text reads "HOTEL & CASINO

with a vintage illustration of a woman in a blue skirt and white roller skates mid-stride among scattered dots

flanked by brown bacon strip illustrations with "ALL NATURAL" and "100% GRASSFED" in white

Branding tequila after the village that defeated you is the kind of vanity play only El Guapo would approve between sweater demands and vocabulary lessons

The Joke's On Santa, I Wanted Coal - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy matching uppercase text reads "HOTELSanta's naughty list is just a free charcoal delivery service for anyone with a grill and zero remorse. Centuries of moral leverage, undone by a man in a Christmas apron. The Details: Arched white text reads "THE JOKE'S ON SANTA," above a retro cartoon illustration of a grinning man in a red Santa hat, red polo, and green apron grilling a steak on a round charcoal grill with tongs. Bold white text below reads "I WANTED COAL." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe